My blog. Now with 69% more Billie Joe Armstrong vomit.

 

This is how I assume he looks at all times… Keep that in mind while reading my shitty fan fiction… haha

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the-bookmobile:

Billie Joe Armstrong > Nurse Jackie.

his fucking HAIR
i could watch this all day 

This was my favorite scene. The less he said the better. haha

Dear my brother’s ex-boyfriend,

Thank you for inviting my brother along to California, buying the ticket, then walking out on him two weeks before you were supposed to go, creating a fucking mess of canceling plane ticket bullshit that was dropped on my parents’ laps.

You’re one mature son-of-a-bitch.

Can my ringtone just be Billie Joe Armstrong yelling “RIIIIIING!” over and over again?

Billie Joe Armstrong and his son Joey getting their first pet fish.

*after they get the fish*

Joey: Does he grow bigger?

How old is it?

CAN I NAME HIM?

Billie: Sure, what do you want to name him?

Joey: Speedy?

Billie: Speedy? Yeah thats a good name. Uhh...

Joey: Where are we gonna bury him when he dies?

Billie: I DONT KNOW lets not think about that right now, lets worry about taking care of him!

My favorite part was when Billie dumps the fish into the bowl and Adrienne's just like, "You're supposed to let it get used to the water first..." Speedy didn't really have a chance... /sigh

My attempt at Avengers fan art. The Hulk and Iron Man hang out.

My attempt at Avengers fan art. The Hulk and Iron Man hang out.

I once told the lead singer of the All-American Rejects that I look like this whenever I try to lick my own boob… I was not drunk.

I once told the lead singer of the All-American Rejects that I look like this whenever I try to lick my own boob… I was not drunk.

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