My blog. Now with 69% more Billie Joe Armstrong vomit.

 

Emma’s shitty fanfiction tries to incorporate 50 Shades of Grey…

They stepped down into the water as Billie was finishing up the story. “…then Jason had to cut the handcuffs off him.”

“Don’t they usually have a safety release?” she pointed out.

“Babygirl, we’re from Oakland. We use real fucking handcuffs,” he replied, putting his arm around her.

… I assume Tre’ gets himself handcuffed to the bed many a time.